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Session 0 or how the spacelanes learned to fear the Taym Peelo's Pirate crew
All your base are belong to us (or all dat base)

Krims krams and white overalls

After being knocked unconscious our future heroes(?) awaken, each in their own individual cell. Failing miserable to escape by trying to force himself through the bars in his cell, Overlord Taym tells his future minions to wait for the fire fight they can hear to come to an end. And lo and behold, the grand leader of the future pirate venture is wise in his assessment, as the cell doors open shortly after the sound of blaster fire comes to an end.

Searching the facility Taym’s crew (Lannis and Draxan) together with some up to no good smuggler riff raff, easily overcome what remains of personnel on the base.

Picking the sleekest and bestest ship in the hangar, our pirate emergents spend weeks on the asteroid base setting things in order and fixing up the Wretched Sparrow.

Mission: critical success!

Going through the computer Taym finds the coordinates to X4, a stopover on a minor hyperspace lane – and a notification telling him there’s loot about to appear.

Draxan, Lannis and Super Over Captain and Lord of the Asteroid belt Taym sets forth and – by way of X3 (and a double check of X3) arrives at X4 three days later. Just in time to find a nice asteroid to hide behind and wait for the coming loot.

A nameless container ship appears out of hyperspace and Taym accelerates the Sparrow towards it while Lannis fires a well aimed salvo at the engines, disabling one. Draxan meanwhile uses his stern voice to tell the container ship to power down and prepare to be boarded.

While they did comply, they also had security droids. Draxan and Lannis received much needed help from Taym as he lay down an ridiculous amount of cover fire, so the fighters could end the droids existence swiftly.

Realising that the ship is immensely much more spacious than their lethal HWK-290, they decide to disconnect the container – that is after they realise the remaining engine is about to go critical. Leaving the panicked engineers to try to fix the overloading power generator, Taym and company pick up the container just in time to avoid the exploding transport.

A hideout no. 2

Moving the most valuable of the goods over to the Wretched Sparrow_ or as much of it as they can fit, they hide the container in an asteroid belt as a future hideout, stakeout and stash place.

They return triumphantly to their (main) base, no sign of the smuggling riff raff, in need of finding the medbay… as Draxan received some serious injuries.

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Session 1 or how the Taym Peelo saved the day, and then got saved by his crew
All your base is filled with cannibals

Krimskrams and peddling stolen goods

After discussing loudly, erraticly, and a bit violently (Lannis Thall may have shot Taym Peelo a little bit) the crew charted out a trip to the nearest place where they could sell their contraband.
And were subsequently attacked , by pirates – how rude. The pirates didn’t last long but the ship took heavy damage.

Luckily their goal; a stranded star destroyer stuck on a moon in the middle of nowhere had several well stocked garages. Entry, docking and repair fees were negotiated before the crew each went their seperate ways. Too many days stuck together in the cramped hull of the ship had frayed some nerves.

Deals were made, drinks were bought, bartenders were flirted with and conquered.
Thall made contact with a manager of bounties and left with promises of potential future jobs.

Mission: Almost a Complete Clusterfuck

Departing the docks the crew of the ship headed for the stars to intercept a transport ship.
After finding the location where they knew the transport would have to stop to make hyperjump calibrations the crew sat down to wait.

And wait.

And wait …

Some sleepcykles after Daxan had won the six hundred and three thousandth “astroid, Tie, x-wing” and Lannis had punched a hole in the wall in disgust the transport appered on the scanners.

First everything went as well as expected; Lannis forgot to strap into the turret properly, but it was ok because Taym was flying uside down for some reason … The stormed the ship like a Manalorian out of a sarlac pit and shouted ever threat they could come up with on the coms while blasting away at the engines in a hail of laser and confusion. And for some reason that seemed to work fine …

Then they boarded their prey and everything went to bantha poop.
The ship obviously had mercenaries and well … You know what? lets’s not talk about it!

When the dust had settled the ship and it’s cargo was theirs … and Taym was more insufferable than ever.

Quickly new coordintes were set, crew was kicked into escape pods, Taym flew ahed to set up a randevous point – got shouted at by our employer for trying to move the stole ship right up on their doorstep, gestures were made, credits were shared. The crew got out of dodge and went home.

And then …

As they made glorious return to their shared asteroid base, they out of sheer pragmatic paranoia made another scan for hidden surprises on the spacerock.
Only a skidmark was found, the size of which only Tayms mom could have left. Or a spaceship.
Inside the base they saw a new ship parked on the landing pad, and obviously in a hurry: the ship was crashed into a corner with broken metal and scrapes along the landing pad and it’s hull.
A brief inspection of the area found a new door where there used to be a wall, and a staircase leading down.

In the newfound part of the base, a derelict and scavenged place, there were sounds of people shouting and moving about. They came across a new crew occupying what was had been a medical wing once, although everything of value and use had been taken a long time ago.
The leader of the new crew didn’t seemed bothered by new faces on the base, and after a brief talk about the previous occupants and a verbal agreement to leave each other alone and maybe work together in the future they went back to their wounded. They had obviously taken some heavy losses on their last job. Daxam also tried to charm sombody, but maybe they didn’t like wavy hair …

After that all was quiet, not much happened really …
Except for when the infected crewmembers in the medical wing ended up infecting the rest of the crew and then attacked Daxam, Lannis and Taym, which resulted in Taym (of course) getting infected and going a little bit mad with fear, so the crew had to haul his crazy infected ass back to Untan Trading, he was of course smoking deathsticks and doing all of his drugs the entire trip, shouting and singing the whole time.
So, nothing special.

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